What can I say about this woman? Not much apparently, because for a woman such as herself words cannot describe her. Yes, truly word cannot describe her. You would have to see the things she does to believe it.

Why am I writing this now? Because she told me to, why am I writing it literally behind her back? Because I have balls.

Today we all went to Chinatown to groceries and eat. Originally I had to take care of other crap but I didn't want to go it alone. So I called up Leo and Duy and Ann for an adventure. Damn it was quite the adventure.

At first we had to wait for Phuc-An to decide how fobby she wanted to dress herself. Super fob with boots and no socks, or semi fob with socks and boots. Finally she decided to be normal and just wear sandles. HOLY CRAP longest 30 minutes of my life.

Then Leo came, like the wind we all hopped into his car. I had called shot gun but apparently due to Phuc-An's dictatorship/communist rules I wasn't allowed to have my seat. Apparently Leo agrees and says Duy is also a commie.

My god I have balls she's right next to me and knows nothing. What's even more GAR is that I'm using her own laptop to write this. But seriously Phuc-An is a wonderful person. Kind, generous, and a hoot to be around. And seriously guys we gotta cut it out with the fat jokes, it's going to destroy her self esteem, and when she really gets fat we'll regret it. Mainly cause I don't wanna have my food taken away from me.