What did I learn from my trip to Ottawa? Well:
-Mom and Dad agree that smoking and drinking lots of coffee makes you a better driver on the highway.
-There are no Asian people in Ottawa, and some people don't know how to order a friggin medium regular.
-Ping Pong is addictive (no this is not slang for crack).
-The Wii is gay.
-I use the word gay as a something meaning something is gay, it is not a derogatory term as my cousin likes to say.
-My cousin can't sing.
-My aunt questions me for watching Family Guy because the warning says you gotta be 14, I'm 19 for god sakes.
-Ottawa is like that movie Pleasantville, except ...who da hell am I trying to kid, it is Pleasantville.
-Toronto may have dirtier streets, less morality, but its home.
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