Yes, its time for another one of Nam's Tutoring Stories from Hell. This time we got Crotch and Sniff. Or CaS for short 'cause I'm a lazy bastard. Yes Crotch and Sniff, you read it, Crotch and Sniff, not Scratch and Sniff.

I warn you now, those eating or those of whom who have any foreign objects in your mouth, or who've just had a full meal please look away and cease reading.

Basically heres the story one day there was a little boy named Cas. CaS likes to scratch himself with BOTH hands, yes, not one but two hands. He doesn't scratch himself outside the pants but instead reaches into his pants past the shielded mighty holy barrier that we call underwear and scratches like mad for 3 seconds thinking no one will notice. But it's kinda hard not to when theres this chubby kid scratching his nuts violently. Then he cups his hands around his face kinda like sub-zero or reptile from Mortal Kombat and takes in a huge inhale of crotch.



Kinda like this chick except shes sneezing and exhaling whereas hes inhaling, yes, inhaling crotch.

When we asked him to stop he replied "I can't stop it." My god my eyes will never be the same ever again. To this day I fear touching anything he has touched. Imagine it theres this kid with both hands inside his pants, reminds me of the scene from Ms. Gold Digger where the guy goes to do his bar exam and has his hands in his crotch.

Wow while I'm writing this I think this is the most homo entry ever. Also I hope none of you think I'm a homosexual pedophile. I swear to god everyone noticed I wasn't the only one. We all had a laugh. My boss was the one who brought it up not me.

Anyways next time: Banana's Not in Pajama's P1 and P2.