Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time I break my silence upon the horrors that have happened to me over the past 2 weeks. First I was discriminated against for not having a Code Geass cellphone accessory. For the first time in the past 10 years I have been discriminated for not having something, this is a repeat of pokemon cards. Thus today I journeyed to Pmall in search of one. First try, guess what bitches...I got regular eyes Lelouche.

Then Duy and Bi (Stephan) proceeded to rape me in Duy's basement. Never in my life was I violated so violently and roughly. Bi stuck his sharp dong up my ass. Yes, my ass. I demand revenge and compensation. A renumeration for this tragedy that punctured my buttocks. This tragedy should have happened to no man's ass. Maybe a woman's but not a man's. Most important not my ass.

Then they proceeded to hold me down and break my feet which was disguised as a "foot massage". What happened to "no homo" dudes, what happened?

Duy: Nam would you like a foot massage?
Nam: Yea dude totally that would be awesome
Duy: Hold him down Bi
Bi: *evil grin*
*RAPE*

Then they told me to spread my legs....and....and.......
Lawyer: Tell us where they touched you on this doll *hands doll to Nam*
Nam: *points to doll's crotch*

Now you all know the truth. Duy a man who has never expressed his sexuality has raped me with the assistance of Bi. Together they make Mr. Rape and Mr. Slave. Now I can't get married anymore.