I just spent 10 hours playing the sims because I have no life. So heres my Sim's life:
Lets see....
This is my Sim the guy in the black suit, he just got bit by the chick in the Bikini, and they're all celebrating his birthday as he becomes an Adult. Did the mention that the chick in the bikini is also....A VAMPIRE! So he becomes one too in the next few days.

Thank god he didn't end up sleeping with the bartender that night, as you can see she's really trying to get him drunk.

But luckily he finds love. His GF got preggerz XD How scandalous. That bald guy eating his cereal is the maid btw. You can probably see the baby bump on her.

At the time she was giving birth they weren't living together or married. He found out she was at the hospital through a text. When he got to her apartment there were babies lying all over the floor. She had given birth to twins. She was too tired from giving birth so all she wanted to do was sleep.

Horrified at the scene he saw he knew he had no choice but to go through a shotgun wedding.....How typical of the Vietnamese male. And yes she is wearing panties and the babies are still lying in the hallway, waiting to get stomped on.

Eventually he makes it as a movie star, and moves her and the kids into his new house. Along with them he eventually gets a Robot for a best friend and a butler who is wearing a black suit. Don't worry that black kid in the high chair is mine. I'm pretty sure she didn't cheat on me.

More to come....if you want